Me. Today. Shit.
PLEASE LET 19 BE THE QUESTION NUMBER AND NOT THE ANSWER.
this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far
so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there
and i asked him “what’s wrong?”
and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”
and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”
im still laughing oH FUCK
I seriously spit my drink out and was in tears from laughing so hard.
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race”